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HARVEST

$HARVEST

They're harvesting your keys now.
They'll decrypt them later.

CA [CA]
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HARVEST mascot: a hooded reaper with glowing cyan qubit eyes holding a scythe whose blade is a USB stick

harvest-o-meter

satirical instrument · not data

0

keys "harvested" · ceiling 6,900,000 (the europol figure)

this is a bit. nothing is harvested. the number is a clock that counts toward the europol figure and stops on oct 31. it reads no chain, no wallet, no anything.

lore

the reaper is a civil servant with a quota. it does not decrypt. it collects. it says it will get to it later.

the job

one hood, two eyes, one scythe. the blade is a usb stick. it walks the field, it takes what is lying around, it files a report. it has never once been in a hurry.

the sack

stencilled "6.9M BTC" after the europol figure (oct 7). the sack is a prop. it contains nothing. the reaper is aware of this and has not updated the stencil.

the schedule

asked when, the reaper says "later." asked what later means, it keeps mowing. that is the whole bit. the coin is a joke about the news. it does not harvest, protect, or predict anything.

why now

three items from the news, cited as news. the reaper read them and clocked in.

oct 7, 2026

europol quantum-risk report

roughly 6–6.9M BTC sit on addresses with exposed public keys, per the report. "harvest now, decrypt later" is the phrase from that discourse.

source: crypto briefing via tradingview

oct 9, 2026

"bunker mode"

ethereum researcher justin drake told large holders to prepare for bunker mode, as covered oct 9. the reaper does not have a bunker. it has a sack.

source: 24/7 wall st

tokenomics

pump.fun standard. no tax, no team allocation, liquidity locked at graduation.

supply
1,000,000,000
tax
0% (pump.fun tokens have no transfer tax)
LP
bonding curve on pump.fun; on graduation liquidity moves to PumpSwap and the LP tokens are burned, so it cannot be withdrawn

holders [NUMBER] · market cap [NUMBER] · volume [NUMBER]. figures appear here when they exist.

how to buy

  1. 1. wallet

    install a solana wallet (phantom, solflare, backpack). write the seed phrase on paper. the reaper would prefer you did not.

  2. 2. fund

    send SOL to the wallet from an exchange. keep a little extra for fees.

  3. 3. swap

    open the pump.fun page, paste the contract address, swap SOL for $HARVEST. verify the CA matches the one on this page.

  4. 4. hold

    file your harvest report. wait for later. the reaper is also waiting.

chart

no pair yet

the dexscreener embed appears here once the token has a pair. until then: dexscreener.com/solana/[CA]

harvest seasons

no dates. no promises. the reaper has a schedule and it is not sharing it.

  1. season 1

    bonding curve

    the reaper clocks in. $HARVEST trades on the pump.fun curve. first harvest report filed. holders: [NUMBER].

  2. season 2

    graduation

    if the curve completes, liquidity migrates per pump.fun's rules. the reaper is issued a second sack. it does not use it.

  3. season 3

    halloween

    peak season. daily reports, costumes, the field gets mowed. the reaper is the only one not in costume.

  4. season 4

    winter

    the field is bare. the reaper waits for later. it has time. it has always had time.

community

accounts are being set up. links below are placeholders until then.

X

daily harvest report. one line, one reaper.

@harvestnowsol

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